EVERYBODY INFRINGES ON THE TRUTH IN A SELECTIVE MANNER.

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geekfreak03

“How many Richards does it take to screw in a light bulb. None, they just hire somebody to do it for them.”

“The Babysitters Club is really more of a business than a club. This is how it works. Mon, Wed & Sat afternoons the club meets from 17:30 till 18:00. Our clients call us on Claudia's line to tell us when they need babysitters, then one of us takes the job. It's simple but brilliant. It was Kristie's idea. The great think is that with 4 of us taking the calls, any one that needs a sitter is bound to find one. Of course our clients isn't perfect, for instance the members Kristie, Claudia, Me, I'm the secretary & Stacy Michel who is our treasurer only 12 yrs old. The latest we stay out is 22:00 & that's only if Stacy is actually allow out that late, although recently, sometimes Claudia is allowed to sit until 10 2. Kristie & I have to be home by 21:30 on the weekend & 21:00 on week nights, that nearly cost us our club.”

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1”

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“After dinner that night, I went to my bedroom & shut my door. Then I sat down at my desk with a pad of paper & a sharpened pencil. I had 3 things to do, the composition on decorum, & some thinking about the Babysitter's Club. I planned to do them in that order, glacist first. I looked up decorum in my dictionary. It said conforming the social convention, propriety, see synonyms at etiquette. I haven't looked up both propriety & etiquette before I got the picture, then I understood, I had been rude. Why hadn't Mr. Redmonger(?) said so, it would have made things a lot simpler. So I wrote down some stuff about how being rude was distracting to other students & make Stony Brook move(?) will look bad to visitors.”

“How many filthy, stinking ___ does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 filthy, stinking ___ to screw in the light bulb & 2 of these stinking ___ to fill ___ at each other.”